NOTE: This is the result of one of my brain exercises. Think of pushups for my cerebellum. I think of these ‘exercises’ sometimes mostly to amuse myself.
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I called myself today on my cell phone. I knew it was me right away. But I wondered how I got my unlisted number?
‘Hey, how am I doing, I asked.
Not so hot, a little slow this morning, I replied.
Really? Me too, I said.
I was thinking of going to a record store or a thrift store, I said.
I was thinking the same thing but I remembered I went last week.
Wait, I didn’t see me there?
Yes I did. Remember looking in that full length mirror in the clothing area?
That was me.
Oh yeah, that was me, wasn’t it.
I am me.
Duh. Please don’t call me again, these conversations are useless.
Wait a minute, you called me, remember.
You? Who is you?
Wishing you the very best. Your columns remind us of how short the ride is and how we should stay engaged as long as we can. Thanks !