(This is an opinion column and intended to be funny. If you find it unfunny, then call it the truth.)
I saw my first piece of COVI-DEBRIS a day or so ago. A wadded up facemask of the surgeon variety, a shocking example of COVI-DEBRIS I might add.
I saw it lying right on the ground near a sidewalk as I was taking a walk.
So, here’s a person who is being safe and healthy wearing a mask, but then just tosses it, probably out of a car window.
That’s like topping off your breakfast of unsweetened Greek yogurt and healthy fruit with a Krispy Kreme.
That’s like pouring cola into a glass of Pappy Van Winkle.
Why, it’s like … a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
All these thoughts went through me as I went to pick it up.
Pick it up? Aw heck no.
We can’t even pick up the trash anymore because it might be COVI-DEBRIS.
Thanks COVIDIOTS.