His and Hurricanes in the future (Part. 2)

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(Scene is End of the Line Tavern in the year 2525)

 Old Timer: “People say it’s climate warming or global changing or some shit like that. Ha. They been having them for years. The one in 2511 is legend.”

Of course Prosby knew the 2511 storm. Everyone with a well-made Walkie Talkie knows that one. Cat 5 with sustained winds of 220 mph. Turned St. Petersburg  into Florida’s Venice.

Forty-foot storm surge dug its own canals.

Old Timer: “Glad I wasn’t down there at the time. You know 678 people died.”

Both men knew that much of Florida is underwater now. There is some dry land in Bithlo, but then you gotta live in Bithlo.

Lightning storms and meth heads made it difficult to venture out in that area of Florida anyway. Refugees from the now underwater Daytona Beach came to occupy Bithlo bringing more drugs upon drugs.

Prosby looked for the bartender, sat in silence for a while and then asked a question of the Old Timer.

“What is it then that storms coming out of nature keep getting bigger and bigger. If not climate change, what is it? God trying to kill us or trying to scare the hell out of us?”

“Don’t be skeered,” Old Timer said. “Just watch the spirals.”

Unconsciously Prosby put my hand on my gas mask, a high end military grade CBRN. Most folks wore them outside and lived in highly filtered airtight homes or apartments. If you didn’t wear one outside, it would only take a month or so before you were coughing up blood.

“Spirals? You mean these hisicanes and hurricanes?”

“No, something bigger,” he said, strapping on his pistol as he made a move for the door.

TO BE CONTINUED…

His and hurricanes in the future

Part 1

It is the year 2525, and a storm described as ‘apocalyptic’ is barreling down on Florida and Alabama’s Gulf Coast.

The TV reporters hyperventilate and exaggerate their inability to stand in a stiff breeze.

But this is a big one. The biggest they say since the National Weather Service upped the gender equality correctness by calling the boy’ hurricanes, ‘hisicanes.’

This is Hisicane Donald.

Millions of Americans stared, transfixed by the spiral on TV screens.

Counterclockwise swirling. Hypnotizing.

It looked like the cosmic spiral of our galaxy.

Everybody asked: When is landfall? Where is landfall? When is that TV reporter going to be conked in head by a wind-driven coconut?

Hisicane Donald’s path had been surprisingly fast moving.

And it is upon us now.

Some people had chosen to flee, pack up the car and head out. Others chose to stay, shoring up their houses with boards and their doors and yards with sandbags.

And some, hesitated, caught up in staring at the spiral and wondering if it is really worth running from or should they just ‘hunker down.’

This is historic. Never been seen before, the TV blared.

“This your first ‘herckun?’ Old timer nursing a 16-oz PBR asks.

Prosby had just walked in and sat down at the End of the Line Tavern.

“Oh no, no,’ Prosby said.

To Be Continued …